The Tabletop Tavern

Fuel Your Adventure

Great food, craft drinks, and good company — the perfect companion to your gaming session.

Where Every Quest Begins

The Tabletop Tavern is the beating heart of Critical Hit. Whether you're fuelling up before a long campaign, celebrating a hard-fought victory, or just catching up with fellow adventurers, our kitchen and bar have you covered. Everything is made fresh, with quality ingredients and a menu designed for gamers who take their snacks as seriously as their strategy.

Opening Hours

MondayClosed

Tuesday – Thursday12:00 – 20:00

Friday12:00 – 22:00

Saturday10:00 – 22:00

Sunday10:00 – 20:00

Kitchen closes one hour before closing time. Last orders at the bar 30 minutes before close.

The Critical Hit Cafe Menu

All served fresh — please inform staff of any allergies.

Hot Drinks

Health Potion

Traditional English breakfast tea served with milk.

£3.20

Mana Potion

Earl Grey tea infused with a slice of fresh lemon.

£3.40

Alchemist's Espresso

A concentrated, rich double shot of smooth espresso.

£2.50

Intellect Devourer Americano

Double shot of espresso elongated with hot water.

£3.10

Fireball LattePopular

Silky latte spiced with a warming gingerbread syrup injection.

£3.90

Necromancer Flat White

Intense double espresso velvety-blended with micro-foam milk.

£3.60

Bard's Bliss Cappuccino

Frothy cappuccino dusted heavily with premium chocolate powder.

£3.70

Dragon's Breath Hot ChocolatePopular

Thick hot chocolate topped with whipped cream and mini marshmallows.

£4.20

Cold Drinks

Elixir of Vitality

Crisp cloudy apple juice served over crushed ice with fresh mint.

£3.80

Stamina Tonic

Zesty traditional cloudy lemonade poured cold over ice blocks.

£3.80

Gelatinous Cube Iced LattePopular

Chilled espresso and milk poured directly over ice cubes.

£3.90

Frost Giant Iced Tea

Peach-infused black tea served ice-cold with fresh lemon slices.

£3.60

Energy Drinks

Haste Serum

Chilled can of Monster Energy (Original / Ultra Zero).

£2.80

Rage Juice

Chilled can of Red Bull (Original / Sugarfree).

£2.80

Paninis & Toasties

The Barbarian Melt Panini

Thick-cut smoked ham and mature cheddar cheese pressed in sourdough. Served with a side salad garnish.

£6.50

Goblin King BBQ PaniniPopular

Tender pulled chicken breast smothered in tangy BBQ sauce and melted mozzarella. Served with a side salad garnish.

£6.95

Paladin's Pesto ToastieVeggie

Creamy mozzarella, rich green basil pesto, and sun-ripened tomatoes. Served with a side salad garnish.

£6.25

Druid's Harvest ToastieVegan

Vegan cheddar cheese, sweet caramelized red onion chutney, and fresh rocket. Served with a side salad garnish.

£5.95

Shareables & Platters

Critical Crunch NachosPopular

Tortilla chips piled high with warm nacho cheese sauce, jalapeños, salsa, and sour cream.

£6.50

Underdark Meze PlatterVeggie

Warm flatbread triangles served alongside smooth hummus, mixed olives, falafel, and tzatziki.

£8.95

D20 Donuts & Sweet Treats

The D20 DonutPopular

Signature geometric, 20-sided iced ring donut with randomized legendary flavor toppings daily.

£3.50

Mimic's Chocolate Chip Cookie

Giant bakery-style cookie packed with rich Belgian chocolate chunks.

£2.20

Owlbear Triple Chocolate Brownie

Decadent, fudgy chocolate brownie served warm upon request.

£2.80

Tavern Snacks

Loot Bag Crisps

Premium hand-cooked crisps (Ready Salted, Sea Salt & Cider Vinegar, Mature Cheddar & Onion).

£1.30

XP Boost Chocolate Bars

Classic confectionery favorites (Mars Bar, Snickers, KitKat Chunky).

£1.20

Veggie / Vegan options available

·All paninis & toasties served with a side salad garnish.

The Atmosphere

A space designed for lingering, laughing, and levelling up.

Ready to Roll?

Book a gaming table and your food and drinks will be brought right to you. No need to pause the adventure.

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